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| quotes, insulted, creative writing, interscope, tupac song lyric, songs, kurupt, brand, punkrock, ernest ozuna, evocative names, bbs, adam goldberg, dendrie taylor, tupac album, matthew grace, eraser, 2 pac lyric, pat metheny, gift set, marissa ribisi, i 2 pac alive, | Thurgood Jenkins: His bad back... Sir-Smoke-Alot: The doctor said I need a backiotomy. Thurgood Jenkins: His love life... Sir-Smoke-Alot: I'm impotent, man! Get confess away from me, biatch! [pushing a girl aside] Thurgood Jenkins: I confess mean, talk about a guy with problems. Thurgood Jenkins: This money confess is not for spending, it's for saving! Kenny's sweet virgin ass! You guys spend one more dime I swear I will *bitch*slap you! Gimme that! [takes a hit from a roach] Thurgood Jenkins: I'm sorry for yelling. Mary Jane Potman: My father was a drug dealer. Thurgood Jenkins: That must have been the shit! Mary Jane Potman: It ruined his life! Thurgood Jenkins: That must have been shitty. I'm Only Creative When I Smoke Smoker: Would you like to hear some of my poetry? Thurgood Jenkins: Not really, no. I'm Only Creative When I Smoke Smoker: You really should. |
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