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| president, tribute, naming consultants, adventure, dermot mulroney, salon, hop, michelle burke, confessions, rap midis, emo, abuse, | When he leaves, party he always asks to leave through the back. No kidding. Even if it is locked or barricaded by booster chairs. Hated so much by waitstaff, no one even says that he has left the building, much less announces it. It is not known why this man dresses like Elvis. Possibly, this uncertainty is for party the best. Whatever you do, do not refer to the fact that he is dressed like Elvis Presley, the famed singer, in any way shape or form, or party he will literally lash out at you, possibly with a flying-death-crane karate chop. posted by kmel :: link :: Comments (4) :: November 2, 2004 This election day, I am thinking of a genius King of the Hill Episode from four years ago, "The Perils of Polling," in which Hank becomes disillusioned (to the point of existential crisis) with George W. Bush because of the presidential candiate's weak handshake. |
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| Wears cape and carries cane. That is not adventure a misprint. Dresses like Mother Fucking Elvis Presley to Eat At El Chico's Mother Fucking Restaurant. Usually brings his "Mama" in tow, along with a late-teens silent dweeb, possibly his son or little brother. Will comment on adventure your service all night, along with his "Mama" chiming in in her trashy North Texas accent, about what you did wrong, what you did right. The King is known to say things such as "Jes Sloooow it down, Brother," in adventure authentic Elvis-speak. Wish this were just joke for list, but this is real. I repeat, THIS GUY ACTUALLY EXISTS IN 3-D FLESH AND BONE. HE DRESSES LIKE ELVIS, BUT IS NO WHERE NEAR AS LIKABLE; IT IS ALSO WIDELY DOUBTED THAT HE ACTS, SINGS OR WOOS WOMEN. Always asks to talk to the manager by name to critique waiter, food, and service. Talks about Vegas and California a lot, using the phrases, "Man" and "Oh, Yeah, Man". |
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