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Approx. 5'4". Overweight. Glasses. Flat affect in voice. Wal-Mart shopper. speech Runs you ragged. Always orders Chocolate Milk for self, not her messy, cheese-throwing half-chimp off-spring who usually have Sprite, if it makes it to their mouths before it hits the table. Milk Lady hated venomously by entire waitstaff for her propensity to tip a dollar after endless bitching and her kids destroying table. Sometimes known to ask for the manager speech at the drop of speech a spoon. Expert level skills at the 50 cent "Grab a Toy" machine near front entrance. The bitch always gets her toy like Roy. Cold, calculating stare behind thick frames. Always will try to get free milk refill. Do not, repeat, do not, give it to her. Milk is not soda. Repeat: Milk is not a refill item. Milk Lady knows this, but Milk Lady is ruthless. She will attempt to play you. Beware. 2. The King - Caucasian Male. Approx 5'8". Gold-frame sunglasses. Gold chains. Exposed chest hair. Large rings, including pinkie ring.
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