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Jeff Greene: What are you reading? Larry David: I'm reading a lot of stuff. Jeff Greene: What stuff? Larry David: If I peed twenty name and tagline times during a day I can get through a whole New York Times for god's sake! Jeff Greene: Twenty times? Larry David: Yeah! Hey buddy, when you're peeing all over your shoe, I'm learnin' somethin'! Jeff Greene: What makes you think I'm name and tagline peeing all over my shoe while you're learnin' somethin'? Larry: He insulted me. He implied that I was lying about my stepfather! Jeff Greene: You don't have a stepfather. Larry: I know, but name and tagline I didn't like the implication! Larry: [Larry is making small talk during a long, boring car ride with Cheryl] You ever had a fresh grape? Huh? I've had... I've had fresh *apples*. Never had a fresh *grape*. Never... had a fresh *cherry*. Never had a fresh *pear*. Never *seen* a pear. Never saw a pear outside of a fruit stand.
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