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| bill hicks, random, earl hamner, anti semitism, defamer, non fiction, deena martin, shawn andrews, listen music, tommy chong, rini bell, tom dicillo, great names, discrimination, black history, hiphop, fascism, putdowns, sasha jenson, | That's so brilliant. [during a fight with his business partner named Hugh] Larry: Fuck Hugh. Fuck Huuuuugh. Jeff Greene: [referring to Larry] He's a victim of circumstance. Richard garden cress Lewis: [after Larry asks for his meditating style back] No, you can't be an East Indian giver. Cheryl: Actually, this weekend is the big NRDC benefit we've been working on for months, Alanis Morisette is going to be there... Wanda: Why don't we just call the garden cress terrorists and ask them to pick a weekend more suitable for you? [Larry accidentally eats decorative manger scene cookies] Becky: You ate garden cress the baby Jesus and his mother Mary. Larry: I thought they were animal cookies. Cheryl's Dad: Animal Cookies? What, are you kidding me? Becky: Jesus Christ is not an animal. Larry: I thought he was a monkey. |
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| Yeah. Man in fascism Airport #1: Okay, you wanna see? Larry: Yeah, I do, yeah. Man in Airport #1: Okay, you wanna see? Let's take a look, fascism alright? Shall we? Larry: Let's take a look! Yeah! Yeah! Man in Airport #1: What's the name written right here? Is it your name? No, it's mine: Chris Darga. See, if fascism this were *yours*, it would say: Fucking Douchebag. Asshole. Larry: Sorry... about your mother. [after Larry has interrupted a baptism because he thought the priest was drowning the man] Woman: You didn't want to lose another Jew. Larry: I don't care. What do I need him for? Larry: [to Richard Lewis] Who are people going to believe... an ex-alcoholic or a guy who's been lucid 24/7 his whole life? I didn't steal your message you asshole. Larry: What's in this latte? Starbucks employee: Milk and coffee. Larry: Oh my god. Milk and coffee. I never would have thought of that. |
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