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| higher education, beth lapides, big boss, stories, hate, by jill soloway, social networking, charlize theron, puff daddy, milla jovovich, hatred, deathrow, dirty t shirts, 2 pac change, neo nazi, rap, tupac shakur, name and tagline, angelina jolie, civil rights, sanyika shakur, | Man In Truck: Truck driver? I ain't no truck driver. I'm a janitor. That's right, baby, I just bought this truck straight cash. I got cigarettes for me and my family the rest of our lives! I'M RICH, BIATCH! [honks horn] Man In Truck: [said at the end of every show] I'M RICH BIATCH! Dylan: [to Wyclef] You too close, mon! [starts choking Wyclef] wiley wiggins [jury selection wiley wiggins for wiley wiggins the Michael Jackson trial] Prosecutor: You know, he's been accused of this before. Dave Chappelle: So? Some people like their cucumbers pickled. Prosecutor: What? Dave Chappelle: Huh? |
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