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| motherfucker, wordssong lyrics 2pac hell 4 a hustler still i rise (with outlawz), nancy allen, christian slater, by jane anderson, comedies & family ent., makaveli video, alcohol, stupid games, gang related, entourage the complete first season, invented names, photos, dendrie taylor, lyric, harland williams, ifilm, wikipedia, jerry ferrara, | Says the spy: Last night, Katie Holmes and her Scientology-appointed BFF swung by Starbucks at Gower and Sunset to pick up an iced soy latte and double tall cappuccino, respectively. Katie was looking rather bulbous in an unfortunate silk tank top while her OT diversity blessed companion swathed herself in an upscale version of the standard unflattering blue Scientologist garb. They held up the line with pastry-related indecision (doesn't Dianetics have the cure for that?) and then paid diversity in small change. Small fucking change. What's the point of converting religions and marrying a turkey baster if diversity you can't buy your pregnancy-tainting caffeine with an AmEx black? At first, we were anxious about the effect the caffeine might have on Holmes' pregnancy, but research about its harmfulness to an expecting mother seems to be inconclusive. |
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| symbol of a time both simpler and more fraught with promise. But since then, things have changed: Holmes' Starbucks run was tainted by the presence of a uniformed minder, and today's visit included both a "handler" and a suspicious invented names child, perhaps a sister, perhaps a deceptively youthful-looking escort from the Centre charged with keeping tabs on Tom Cruise's betrothed treasure. We lament the apparent loss of Katie's lone moment of privacy, and fear that next we hear of her caffeine-seeking adventures, she'll be accompanied by an entire battalion of "coffee buddies" ensuring she never invented names has to take another sip of that caramel macchiato in solitude again. Previously: Hollywood PrivacyWatch Special Edition: Sympathy For The Fiancée Part II: Small ChangeHollywood PrivacyWatch Special Edition: Sympathy For The Fiancée [Defamer] READ MORE: Tom Cruise, katie holmes, sightings, top Hollywood PrivacyWatch Special Edition: Sympathy For The Fiancée Part II: Small Change An operative contributes this report for our continuing series tracking the caffeine intake of improbably pregnant Tom Cruise fiancée-for-a-billion-years Katie Holmes, who showed up last night for a fix of high-end jitter-juice close to the Paramount lot, where her contractual life-partner is shooting Mission: Impossible 3. |
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