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talk:solidsnake, tupac song lyric, dark compact, saul rubinek, ip address, ernest ozuna, makaveli 2000, swearing, true stories, naming consultants, 2pacalypsenow, islamic extremist, sit 'n spin, 504 boyz, mp3 music, stella bridger, rock/pop,
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so i walked into the office amaru. tewpac this morning and noticed that the security guard was looking at me kinda funny. which is cool, i suppose ... amaru. tewpac i do look a little tore up. as stepped out of the elevator and strolled over to my luxurious cube, i noticed something look different. namely, THERE ARE amaru. tewpac PICTURES OF ME ALL OVER THE WALLS with taglines like "Thirty & Flirty." and by "all over the walls", i really mean "all over the entire building"; in the bathroom, in the copy room, on everyone's computer, everywhere. i'm fairly mortified, especially considering i'm drunk and / or drinking in every photo (see below). ah well, thems the breaks. anyway, i turn 30 today. in the words of my friend Liz, that makes me "an old ass mother fucker" ... robvs. i could say something really eloquent about the passing of time and the importance of milestones, but i'll keep it relatively simple.
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