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| deena martin, shawn andrews, listen music, tommy chong, rini bell, tom dicillo, great names, discrimination, black history, hiphop, fascism, putdowns, sasha jenson, usertalk:24.147.248.130, 2 pac song lyric, culture: society, music magazine, poem, christin hinojosa, lawyer products, 2 pac pics, | I only wish I could've "MET" some of them (New Yorker's joke).So I've decided to go back to the museum in a halfbaked few days. Only this time armed with some truly unique art museum pick-up halfbaked lines. Let's crank a few out now, shall we?THE CULTURED GUY'S ART MUSEUM PICK-UP LINES"Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art.""Baby you're so fine you could make halfbaked an impression on MONET.""How bout you and me go downstairs and brush up on our strokes?"(For sado-masochists) "I'd like to hang you up and nail you to the wall.""Are you the daughter of The David or did God finish sculpting perfection?""Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet."(For Webbie) "Girl, GIMME THAT PUSSSAY."(For ghetto black guys hitting on white girls) "Are you into monochrome? |
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| A/C broke. It's currently 95 degrees outside during the day.-The wireless aircard on my laptop snapped in half.-I got hiphop a $185 speeding ticket on the interstate. No wait, that's going to happen by midnight.On a positive note, my haircut from last Tuesday has finally grown out to the point where I really like it. It always seems to take about a hiphop week for a haircut to really settle in and grow on you. (That joke reminds me hiphop of one of my favorite columns Mikey wrote.)But hey, who asked for the bright side anyway? When you're already wet, what's another few inches of rain? Court jested @ 10:01 PM | permalink Friday, August 12, 2005 Art Museum Pick-Up Lines I visited the Metropolitan Museum of Art today. Excellent place to go if you're looking for some fine female scenery. Not the 16th century nudes on the walls, but the 16-25 year olds in the halls. |
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