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| conchata ferrell, bostonmassachusetts, job listings, toasterovens, jason london, personal narrative non fiction, tom jarmusch, feature film comedy, astronomy, igor, strictly 4 my, tony scott, charlie croker, advertisements, parody, mp3 2 pac, portillo, | Someone who sees makaveli script the opening, seizes it, then drives a juggernaut of text right through the quivering greasy middle of it, while lesser mortals scatter in fear for their lives. Hell, maybe there are bloggers out there doing makaveli script that at this convention. If so, point me to them. If not, well, get me a plane ticket and makaveli script a pass to the Republican Clusterfuck, and I'll do the damn job myself. Never send a blogger to do a wonderchicken's job. [Update : Well, OK, this is pretty damn cool. But I'm stickin' to my knee-jerk contrarian guns, damn it!] [Update 2: Well, besides the Mighty Fafblog, even if I do have my suspicions that Fafnir and Giblets aren't actually there. Still: fafferrific or faffelicious? You decide!] [Update 3: Oh, crap. Me and John Freakin' Dvorak. I'm turning in my decoder ring.] [Update 4: Fuckin' A, Tutor, my old nemesis.] |
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| Not just permalink patriots and also-ran digerati, but mad bloggy bastards who'd give me some stank, job listings some snark, a few laughs. How I wish Rageboy could've gone and kicked out the motherfucking jams, or dong_resin, job listings or Golby the crazed. Whoever. Just somebody whose panties don't go all damp at the idea of getting spattered with John Edwards' sweat. I don't want to see digital snapshots of you posing job listings with some other blogerati dildo or fawning over some Real Celebrity, framed with a bit of Commentary Lite, damn it. I want you to write something that will make me laugh and weep and want to go and break a bottle over someone's head (or laugh and weep and give somebody an equally random big ol' kiss on the lips), then dance like a tarantula-bitten gypsy. Something to fire me up a bit! I want a Hunter S Thompson, by god, a Mencken, somebody with a bit of rage and a bit of juice in 'em, with too many damn words and a talent for juggling them. |
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