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| jerry ferrara, paul bates, gift set, name development, makaveli, harland williams, feature film comedy, makaveli 2, wordssong lyrics 2pac hell 4 a hustler still i rise (with outlawz), randy harrison, | [at the Player Haters Ball] Silky Johnston: I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's pubic hair. [announcing the nominees for "Player Hater of the Year"] Ice T: indie The nominees are... Buck Nasty. indie Buck Nasty is nominated for getting his best friend's girlfriend pregnant, then tricking his best friend into raising the little motherfucker. The next nominee is... Pit Bull. Pit Bull is nominated for calling the cops on his drug-dealing neighbors, not because it was the right thing to do, but just 'cause he was indie jealous of all the money they was makin'. And the final nominee is... Silky Johnston. Silky Johnston is nominated for calling in a bomb threat at the Special Olympics. |
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| Charlie Murphy: [doesn't understand] What? Rick James: SLAP! [He slaps Charlie] [singing] Tron: There are! I say there are so many amendments in the constitution of the United States randy harrison of Americaaaa! I can only choose one! I can only choose ooooooone! I plead the randy harrison fif! I plead the fif! FIVE! 1,2,3,4, fiiiif! Anything you say! FIIIF! Go ahead and ask me a question! Senator: How do... Tron: Fif! I like to show all of you a secret document! [pulls out a piece of paper saying "FiF"] Tron: randy harrison Fiiiiiiiiiiiiif! [after Rick James has slapped him for no particular reason] Charlie Murphy: I'm standing there I'm thinking, "This nigga really has lost his fucking mind." First of all, you don't slap a man. Ok. I mean, even when slapping was fashionable, ya know, they did it in Paris, some guy would come up, "I challenge you to a duel." They would have a gunfight after that, somebody had to go! |
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