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Tyrone Biggums: Why do you think I carjacked you, Rhonda? Rhonda: 'Cause the cops graduate found you asleep in it high on crack! Tyrone Biggums: That's impossible, Rhonda. How can you sleep when you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for you. [speaking graduate to elementary school class] Tyrone Biggums: Drugs is all around you kids. Look at that magic marker cap. What the hell you think that is, some kind of crayon? Take it off and sniff it and get high. Tyrone Biggums: ...and that, kids, was the graduate first time I sucked a dick for crack. Dave Chappelle: Knock-knock... Audience: Who's there? Dave Chappelle: Some skits, biotch. [Clayton Bigsby's truck pulls up next to a group of white kids listening to rap] Clayton Bigsby: Hey, niggers!
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