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holocaust denial, mos def, gang related, cole hauser, hip hop, marthawainwright, splash, r.d. reid, donal sutherland, literary salons, real audio, trademark, nate, george w. bush, neo nazi, | Here’s what I need. sit 'n' spin I need a African-American boy, between the ages of 4-6, for a “photo shoot.” I say “photo shoot” because it will take less than ten minutes and involve a friend snapping a few pictures of the three of us. For your time, we are prepared to pay $100. $100 for ten minutes ain’t that bad. We can work around your schedule to make sit 'n' spin it work. I am a writer and so have a flexible schedule and my roommate sit 'n' spin works nearby Rockefeller Center and so can meet for a picture at any time. Here’s what you do if you’re interested. Send me an email with a picture of the child attached (god that sounds so creepy). I’ll then get back to you and we can work out a time that works best for you. Here’s how I close this pitch. |
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My name is Jason Mulgrew. I am a nate comedy writer. I am currently [secret information that can not currently be discussed redacted]. Also, I was in People this summer as one of its “50 Hottest Bachelors” and have been written up in Variety, The New York Daily News, The Philadelphia Inquirer, and the Metro in NYC, Boston, and Philly. Here’s my idea. My roommate Brian and I would nate like to send out joke holiday cards. We would like to get a picture of us at Rockefeller Centre with an African-American child, between the ages of nate 4 and 6. The premise of the card is that Brian and I are a gay couple who have adopted an African-American child. We will then send this card to our family, friends, and professional contacts. Trust me, this is funny. |
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