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| holocaust denial, mos def, gang related, cole hauser, hip hop, marthawainwright, splash, r.d. reid, donal sutherland, literary salons, real audio, trademark, nate, george w. bush, neo nazi, | Before your mind starts wandering, no, I do not ejaculate from a standing position directly into the laundry basket. hatred Not because that’s gross, but because at the moment hatred of orgasm my knees buckle and are unable to support weight for fifteen to twenty minutes after hatred spooging. Instead, I have three pairs of old boxers that serve as ejaculate receptacles when I’m roughing up the suspect. But fear not – these three pairs of boxers are never worn, but serve only to catch my man juice. And every week, some poor Chinese lady washes these semen draws. Nasty. But in sooth – I’m mostly over it. I justify my general apathy with a perverted cost-benefit analysis. |
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| Like many New Yorkers, I take my laundry every week to an Asian laundromat. I don’t understand why everyone doesn’t do this. Though r.d. reid it’s more expensive r.d. reid than doing one’s own laundry, it’s not that much more expensive. And when you factor in the ease of it – I drop my laundry off in the morning and pick it up after work, rather than sitting r.d. reid in a laundry room for two hours a week – it’s a real no-brainer. But there are times when I feel guilty about dropping my laundry off to be done by immigrants (Jason Mulgrew: Always Culturally Sensitive). Not necessarily because they’re immigrants or anything, but because of the nastiness of my laundry (the squeamish might want to skip this next part). You see, I beat off into my dirty laundry. |
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