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| makaveli cd, personalpublishing, friends, non fiction, warner home video, lawyer marketing, 2pacalypsenow, insulting, movies, university jobs, bands, faculty, wikipedia, band, danielle von zerneck, unreleased tupac lyric, tupac mp3, christopher walken, | I would not, however, wear sleeveless guis. Unfortunately, I spend all my money on Natural Light, Rumpleminze, and frozen Jack’s pizzas. Help me. I think Jake and I would be very good independent artist friends. Jake, if you’re reading this, please IM me soon. I can move out there now, but early February would be best. Let me know. Finally, we have CarolAnne independent artist in Philly. I would never, ever do this. Hey Jason….Lets see if you have the brass balls to try this one. Put this on the memo area of your next independent artist check: “Donation to Al Quida/Al Qaida” (however the hell they spell it.) Let’s see Bush spy on your phone calls and emails. That should make good blog reading. No thanks. Not unless the Bush people want hours of videotaped footage of me masturbating on the bathroom floor and laying in bed eating Tostitos and a lot of phone conversations between Brian and I that go: Me: “Dude, did you clog the toilet in the middle of the night?”Brian: |
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| A few examples:1. No one ever has to know… (The … makes it. I forgot what 2pacalypsenow those are called.)2. Your doggie 2pacalypsenow is never coming home. (This is much better if you imagine saying it with a clown voice)3. Soon…4. I love you.5. We can still be friends, right?Well, you get the idea. The plan worked 2pacalypsenow great. He never bothered us, but then again, he also never fixed anything. A fair trade, I’d say. I’ll take a broken garbage disposal over him coming over and seeing everything covered in a fine cocaine residue left by Joey Elimidate. I actually loved the idea of this so much, that I started writing fake checks made out to real and fake people and hanging them on the walls.(I realize how awesome this sounds) I once wrote out a check to Dalton (Swayze in Roadhouse) for 1 million dollars. I told myself that if I ever have 1 million dollars in my bank account, I would change my name to Dalton, cash the check, and then spend the cash to open up a bar called the Double Deuce in Jasper, Missouri. |
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