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| band, danielle von zerneck, unreleased tupac lyric, tupac mp3, christopher walken, naming companies, records, racist, games, ra, kastro, r u still down, james morrison (ii), laz alonso, zakk, culture: humor and satire, clarence williams iii, abortion, e cards, astronomy, christian slater, fresh yarn, | *It* - not my family recipe egg nog. My family recipe egg nog is the best egg kerby blowme nog you're ever going to kerby wrap kerby your lips around and swallow. You take an 8 ounce glass of milk - FRESH milk - and three raw eggs. You crack the eggs gently so's you don't break the yolk or get pieces of nasty fucking egg shell in your nog and GENTLY introduce them to the milk. Use a big damned glass okay? See, you're adding three eggs with no shell pieces and unbroken yolks to eight ounces of cow juice so you're going to need a glass a wee bit bigger than all that. Where the hell was I? Oh yeah. Now you gotta mix this stuff all together, but don't be using no power tool on it okay? Just use a spoon, and don't get too nutso on it either. It's not a race and if you hurry it'll suck like your ugly sister doin' dick down on the dock. |
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| Suck a big fat leprous dick. I hate arrays when they suck. I like them when they array nicely, but for the most part they don't. I'm sitting here with a healthy buzz on wondering exactly what "SG" wants from my world (and bet your ass that psycho bitch wants something cuz she aint never had a thought in kastro her subhuman head kastro other than aquisition of assets and the utilization of kastro others) and trying to figure out why I need to and how I'm going to deal with an array that does nothing more than deal with an array I already created. I was so proud of that nice orderly little array. An array of arrays no less - one of the really neato arrays our planet has available. Aw for christ's sake just gimme three thousand god damned variables and I'll deal with them. Tell me a fucking variable is actually an element of an array that I'm going to have to access through its cock sucking class and I'm totally fuggered by it all. |
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