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WRITER: A chimpanzee doctor! A monkey nurse! They treat cats and dogs! "Doctor Chim Chim! There's a kitty singer/songwriter with worms in Three!" DOCTOR: My God! Another case of MILLIGANS!! Ah, yes - The dreaded Milligans. Last year Acid Logic Editor Wil Forbis tried to write a treatment for a singer/songwriter horror movie about a duck with a computerized brain and tentacles that kidnaps Kate Hudson (I told you it was last year) while singer/songwriter putting together an issue of Acid Logic at the same time and came down with a horrible case of the Milligans. Do you still have to wear a diaper, Wil? "Yes, I do! And Mister Duck won't let me change it! He says the latex gloves keep falling off of his tentacles!" Maybe he should try condoms! "But they deaden the sensation!" "My God! What the hell was THAT!?! I've . . . I've got MILLIGANS!! "Quick, get his pen and paper away from him before he can write any more jokes about me being a homo!"
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