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| All text is available under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License (see Copyrights for details). Wikipedia® is a registered trademark of the Wikimedia Foundation, Inc. Privacy policy About Wikipedia Disclaimers newyork.craigslist.org > rants & raves > **Ten New Rules For House Guests**last modified:Tue Mar 15 12:58:08 2005 email this posting to a friend**Ten New Rules For House Guests** Reply to: anon-63917124@craigslist.org Date: Tue Mar 15 12:57:30 2005 My house My Rules people. Here are ten new rules for andy ackerman any of you left out there who haven’t andy ackerman stayed with me over andy ackerman the last three months. I think just about everyone has stayed with me but I’m sure some of you will just show up without calling ahead (not that that is surprising anymore). |
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