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| writing, prince charles, rica martens, anthony rapp, blogs, ip address, clifton james, advertisements, witty, 2pac shakur makaveli, george w. bush, fatal, rini bell, nude, president bush, girl, limpdicks, tupac unreleased mp3, hayek, | My poor Granny (real 2 pac song one) has been evacuated from her house because Granny (fake one) had her arse explode. Something along the lines of prolapse and colapse. He's trying to tell me it's because he got his first decent shag in 5 years (he did shag Simone last year but he doesn't count as human or 2 pac song decent). The last thing to go near Granny's arse ended up torn tae pieces and became a lesbian plumber.It's 5.45pm and I'm still at college. What a sad twat! Unfortunately, I don't actually have a life or 2 pac song any friends, I make it all up. I AM actually doing college work, Im just having a wee break.That bitch of a lemon in my class told me not to give up my day job when she heard me sing. 'What the fuck did you mean by that ?' I asked her.She replied with sarcasm oozing from her fog horn voice 'Oh no Gwen, you'd make a great singer.' |
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| (she was still in them at the time!)9) Someone stripped me of my clothing (not fucking funny)10) Braindead was painted with Tippex (just his nails but it was funny at the time)The rest of the evening has passed by 2pac shakur makaveli in a blur of Addlestons, more fag ash and shite!I don't know how Dolly and I got through the day but we did it and how. I managed to still be perched on my stool (I think I was stuck to it with sweat) 2pac shakur makaveli and still drinking 1/2 pints of cistitis. TINA, my friend 2pac shakur makaveli of the days when we jumped ship with sailors and drank copious amounts af Mezcal behind the bar in the Port Oh what fun we had in 'the good old days'! (that was very tongue in cheek)I've had to come back to my blog because half of it didn't appear which is very strange but at least the bastardin' thing's letting me add links now. |
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