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Why I feel like I've been out clubbing for days I don't know. Started Xmas shopping, what a chore. »17:56 »3 Comments (0 ) »0 TrackBack(s) salons »Send Entry Posted by: gwendolinaspiecesofpie in: salons My home page Wednesday, 19 November 2003 HAIRLESS AND FACELESS Another bad weekend! I only ever seem to write about weekends and there are so many of them I can't keep up.Before I go any further do you like my new look? I had to get one, I've been meaning to for ages and salons Dolly finally made me do it. He's not looking bonnier than me!About that weekend.Dolly's kinda spilled the beans already but believe me, he forgot a few things.1) Alistair stuck his tongue down my throat. (eugh)2) Alistair sucked my toes (in fact he had my whole foot in his mouth which makes a fucking change from his own)3) Alistair stuck his finger up my bum (well, not all the way up but it was enough to tickle my starfish)4) Reuben stuck his tongue down Alistairs throat (who said he wasn't batty)5) I burnt Alistairs chest hairs (ha ha)6) I threw a dozen ashtrays all over Alistair (ha ha again)7) Dolly was de-breeked (nice bum)8) Phil was in Claire's P.J's
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