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| themes, politics, president bush, michael colton, feature film comedy, terrorism, list of literary works, rory cochrane, milla jovovich, usertalk:24.147.248.130, rhymes:english: ʌk, richard cheney, david rees, anti racism, hilary gilford, wikipedia:requestsfor comment/plautus satire, tupac wallpaper, makaveli bootleg, war criminals, mp3 tupac shakur, motherfucker, tenure, | I didn’t have much to do, so I just drank beer and ate a lot. Then I’d try to write and get bummed out when it didn’t come to me. Then I’d get drunker. And then I’d get sadder. At one point, I was so depressed that I was laying on the bathroom floor with no religious freedom pants on (though wearing a t-shirt and socks) as the shower ran while I religious freedom played Monopoly on my cell religious freedom phone. This lasted for over an hour. Also, it was probably about 3:30 in the morning when this was happening. I’m guessing that I probably shouldn’t tell this story on a first date, but I’m trying to give you a little insight into the mind and life of a really, really, really bad writer. You’re welcome. |
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| [Confession: I did get internet for a little bit when I was down there. On Saturday evening, I suddenly was able to piggyback someone’s wireless signal. It was probably one of the top five moments of my life. I immediately went president bush onto president bush MySpace to search for girls living in the Wildwoods to invite them for some hanky-panky. Surprisingly, none accepted. I suppose I shouldn’t send messages with subjects like “I president bush WANT TO TASTTE [sic] YOUR HEINIE” and “MY BIRD IS YOURS TONITE”.] But I did learn one thing for sure: you’re never too depressed to drink alone. I’ll get into this later, but writing humor - when you are being paid to do so and people are waiting for your product to judge it - is a very daunting task. Not only that, it can’t be forced. Either it comes, or it doesn’t. And when it doesn’t, you’d better watch out. |
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