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| california, music cd production, literary salons, rap song, brand positioning, comedies & family ent., matthew raposo, tommy chong, picture tupac, personal essay, tupac tu, witty, doublecross, president, catherine avril morris, astronomy, katie ford, joke, free case law, debi mazar, jill soloway, | My hope is that when I die on September 15, 2008, I will stand before God at the gates of heaven and He’ll say, God: “Let’s see here…on January 12, 1998, you punched a legal career dog – in legal career the face AND in his testicles – over a turkey club. On March 22, 2001, you lit your roommate’s car on fire because he beat you at Trivial Pursuit. You spent most of April 2004 on a crime spree in Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio. You have paid for sex legal career on numerous occasions, three times with a man – whether or not it was ‘accidental’, as you claim, is not important to Me. And you haven’t been to Church regularly since you were 11. So tell me Jason, why should I let you into heaven?” |
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| I rarely give to organizations, but always to people on the street that ask me for money. I know a lot of people are against this. Their logic is, “Well, if you give that bum money, he’s just going to get drunk, and that’s not going to help him any.” On comedies & family ent. the contrary, I think it will help comedies & family ent. him a lot. If you’re homeless and you use the $2 I give you to buy a bottle of Mad Dog, comedies & family ent. well, then go on with your bad self. If you have to sleep on the street every night, I’m not gonna judge you for wanting to get a lil’ fucked up. Whatever gets you through the night, s’alright, s’alright. I admit that my willingness to give is not out of the kindness of my heart. It is rather a selfish gesture. I give to people less fortunate to cleanse myself of all my sins, which include but are not limited to lying, swearing, wishing death upon enemies and most women, misogyny, one count of manslaughter, twice masturbating to Dakota Fanning, and hatred toward those less fortunate. |
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