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| high priestess, uncabaret, putdowns, career, models, hate crime, figjam, joey lauren adams, bitterntwisted, marissa ribisi, humorous, francs2000, griclock'd, random, | Robert goes on about how tonight's show was billed as "6 of the greatest comics of all time...this fucking show sucks...3 black guys, an Asian and a fat little chunky Mexican...they actually had to make the about room about smaller, you see that curtain? If they had another about set of curtains, they were thinking about making it even smaller. We could have done this in the hallway on the way down." Robert then realizes Steve Byrne's parents are in attendance. "You know what you should have did, you should have beat Steve when he was a kid. You never hit him did ya?...taught him how to talk without an accent, that's fucked up dad. He'd have a career by now if he had a little bit of an accent." |
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| He then explains how New York made it a state law that you can't take a shit in public. "It's a $500 fine. I'm pretty sure that the people who are taking a shit in public don't have the 5 bills models to cover that fine. They're not rich millionaires from Long Island...'Joey, go ahead, take a shit it's on me!" Robert expresses his love of the aforementioned Asian massage parlors, especially having his ass tickled. Robert goes on to ask an elderly woman if she ever models had her ass tickled. When she replied with a "no" he models accused her of lying and mimicked how you react when someone unsuspectingly slips a tongue in there. Little did he know, the woman he asked was Steve Byrne's mother! Robert was picked on for that all throughout the night. Other funny shit from his set included how people protested the use of dolphins in the military, Usama Bin Laden's videos, Afghan Girls Gone Wild, how evil women are, shopping with your girlfriend, baby talk with your woman, etc. |
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