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| sit 'n spin, rap, fancruft, doom (film), state university, land grantcollege review, kkk, tupac mp3s, boobies, sasha jenson, jelsoft, ftw, | But this anxiousness soon gave way to the same surprising feelings of concern we felt after the makaveli 2 last time she was spotted in a coffee shop. In makaveli 2 the previous incident, Holmes seemed depressed and lost while momentarily free of the scrutiny makaveli 2 of her Scientology-appointed handler; last night she found herself crippled with indecision from the stifling pressure to choose the most self-actualizing baked good, knowing that an incorrect scone selection would likely result in a five-hour auditing session to determine in which past life she murdered a family of migrant workers because she coveted the father's overalls. Sadder still is the point-of-purchase tragedy of Holmes being forced to accept the generosity of her companion, knowing that the selfless minder was spending the lion's share of the wages advanced her from her 2258 paycheck just so that the two could enjoy a little girl time over some cafe drinks. |
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