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professor, steve buscemi, doom, comedy, george w bush, student, riad galayini, gulf war, wiley wiggins, discussion, e cards, barbed quotes, 2 pac pics, george w. bush, charlize theron, hop, zoe records, slander, naacp, faculty staff, rock/pop, rock, sue kolinsky, | Dear Mother Nasty, I am a freshman in High School. I am required to take a physical mp3 education class. Our P.E. Coach does shower checks to make sure that we mp3 shower. The showers are not private. My problem is that I am gay and being around naked seniors causes me to get hard. I try not mp3 to look, but just knowing they are around is enough. I've hidden it pretty well, but have been caught a couple of times. The guys who saw me beat me up in the hallway and called me a fag. What should I do? -- Unhappily Horny in Springfield Dear UH, They're calling you FAG -- you should be proud of the title. What gets me is What The Fuck Are They Doing Looking At Your Schlonk For Anyway?!?! Sounds to me like Springfield is brewing up another batch of dangerously repressed homosexuals to join the likes of Pat Robertson, Lon Mabon, David Geffen and their crews. |
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It's sadly true that my voice is not appreciated by many who read these pages. But it is for these ignorants I continue to spread the truths that must be known. Maybe one day all will be as intelligent as you, and I can return to my own private cloister and rock catch up on knitting those leather habits. Until rock then, though, we go on!! Love, Mother Nasty Dear Mother Nasty, My best rock friend at my High School listens to Liberace all the time. I heard a rumour that Liberace was gay. Does that mean that my best friend could be gay? I'm not, I just want to find out if he is so I will know if he is checking me out or what! -- Very Concerned in Kansas Hey Dorothy, Tap your shoes 'cuz here's some news. YOU are the fag. Sounds like you're spending a lot of time worrying about whether or not he'll fuck you up the ass. Is this your jackoff dream? Why don't you just ask him, you dumb fuck? Or are you too afraid your wet dreams will come true? Better yet, put him in touch with me, and I'll let you know if you're worthy of his time. |
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