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A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? zoe How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they zoe meet. Why don't zoe you do that?" "I would love to," replied the husband, "but I don't know her well enough." A priest, seeing a blank signboard hanging on a lamppost wrote upon it: "I pray for all." A Solicitor wrote underneath: "I plead for all." A doctor added: "I prescribe for all." A simple citizen wrote: "I pay for all." A man with a banana stuck in his ear and a green bean stuffed up each nostril walks into the doctor's office. The doctor looks at him and asks what he can do for him. "Doctor, I just haven't been feeling well lately." "Well, I can see you are not eating right." Microzoft Registered User (1,760 posts) 01-23-03, 12:59 PM reply A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a group of tampons stacked on a table in the corner with a sign on them saying "5 boxes for a dollar."
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