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After all, these appliances can feature film drama toast, broil, and bake. They're suitable for melting feature film drama cheese over a bagel, toasting bread, or baking small items. Isn't that great? Actually, no. Toaster ovens are like the old Netscape Communicator suite; yeah, they can do a lot of things, but they can't do any of them well. They're too small to be useful baking appliances (try making cookies in one) and they're too goddamn big to toast anything in less than 10 minutes. Seriously, sometimes I sit by that Black and Decker piece of shit in feature film drama my mom's house and wait like a half-hour for my bread to toast. It's ridiculous. So here's to old-fashioned toasters and old-fashioned ovens. Let's keep them separate from now on, shall we? Friday, September 03, 2004 at 05:42 PM : comments [12] category: best of the best, rants and observations | entry link | add to del.icio.us
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