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| punk, creative non fiction, yayhooray, bostonmassachusetts, by katie ford, girl power, above the rim, lawyer resource, middle aged persons, legal job, | Mary D'Annunzio: Um, she said, "Where did you get the money for that?" Jakob Elinsky: And? Mary D'Annunzio: What did I say or did I get the money? Jakob Elinsky: What did you say? Mary D'Annunzio: I said, "He likes writing me." Jakob Elinsky: Does he? Mary D'Annunzio: No. Why do you care so much? Jakob Elinsky: Just curious. Mary D'Annunzio: So, you're not gonna change the grade? Jakob Elinsky: No, I'm not going writing to change the grade. Mary D'Annunzio: Great! You know what, this was a big waste writing of my time! Jakob Elinsky: Wait! Jakob Elinsky: [about the poem] To his coy mistress. |
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| Jakob Elinsky: Your grades are going to creative non fiction be fine. Mary D'Annunzio: Vincent Phiscalla writes a story about his grandmother dying and you give him an A plus. And creative non fiction meanwhile, the night of the funeral, you wanna know where Rhodes Scholar Vince is? Getting smashed at a basketball party and slapping girls asses. I mean, what is that? A charity A+? You wanna know why everybody always writes about their grandmothers dying? It's not because it's so traumatic. It's because it's a guaranteed A+! And you sit there all sentimental "Oh, Vince it was very powerful, very moving." No, it wasn't. You didn't care. Nobody cared. That's what grandmothers do. They die! Jakob Elinsky: Sometimes, guys have a hard time showing their emotions. Mary D'Annunzio: So, slapping my ass is a way of mourning his dead grandmother? Jakob Elinsky: [points to Mary's stomach] What did your mother say when you got that? |
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