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Also, believe it or not, Ames' podezd just got rows of potted plants and flowers. And he loves it! "Finally, I'm able to stop and smell the flowers," says our intrepid editor-in-chief. "It's so much easier photos to look at now when a bum dies in my podezd. These days, I'm not only looking at a dead photos bum face-first in garbage and dirt, but rather a dead bum with a puddle of urine drowning dead petunias. It's wonderful to see how Moscow's changing right before my eyes!" OINK! OINK! Mark Ames, Jeez, you are a fucking pig. Why don't they put you in the Moscow Zoo, or better yet, put your stuffed head on the wall of the American Embassy in Moscow... Cheers, you swine Kelly Parker Dear Ms. Parker, Those are all good suggestions and we tried to interest Ames in them, but he replied, "Naw, I'd rather just go on humiliating women." Sorry, we tried at least.
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