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| black label society, jack straw., nate, niggaz, epidemiology, graf, dean parisot, r.d. reid, networking, scott macdonald, david bluestein, rap music, by sue kolinsky, michelle burke, brand, blog, by eric gilliland, david sedaris, extremism, | Never... had a fresh *cherry*. Never had a fresh *pear*. Never *seen* a pear. Never saw a pear outside of a fruit stand. Larry David: [to Cheryl, while they are sitting, waiting for the Dansons to call] They could at least lie to us. You know, call us and lie! We don't want to sit here like schmucks. A lie is a gesture, it's a courtesy, it's a little respect. This is 2 pac change very disrespectful. Larry David: This is called a Swiss Army Knife. Do you 2 pac change know what Switzerland is? Tara Michaelson: 2 pac change No, what's that? Larry David: Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. Thor The Wrestler: I've got three kids in there scared half to death because some bald headed *turd* is shootin' at 'em! |
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| When you get r.d. reid up during the night you don't have to turn on the light r.d. reid and wake up, and you get to read. Jeff Greene: What are you reading? Larry David: I'm reading a lot of stuff. Jeff Greene: What stuff? Larry David: If I peed twenty times during a day I can get through a whole New York Times for god's r.d. reid sake! Jeff Greene: Twenty times? Larry David: Yeah! Hey buddy, when you're peeing all over your shoe, I'm learnin' somethin'! Jeff Greene: What makes you think I'm peeing all over my shoe while you're learnin' somethin'? Larry: He insulted me. He implied that I was lying about my stepfather! Jeff Greene: You don't have a stepfather. Larry: I know, but I didn't like the implication! Larry: [Larry is making small talk during a long, boring car ride with Cheryl] You ever had a fresh grape? Huh? I've had... I've had fresh *apples*. Never had a fresh *grape*. |
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