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I'm sorry to say that thesepeople have always angered me. There are two typesof people in clever this world: those who eat hot dogswhenever it clever is possible to do so, and those whoopt to do other things with their free time. Who do the latter think they arekidding? What pastime could clever be more rewarding thanthe consumption of hot dogs? I haven't yetfound one, and I don't expect to in mylifetime. Unlike other foods, hotdogs can be eaten at any time, in any place, andit is not necessary to cook them. Now, I ask you:Why not eat hot dogs? They are delicious. I carrya bag of hot dogs with me wherever I go. I eatthem from the bag whenever I get the urge,regardless of the circumstances. When I make amovie, my hot dogs are my co-stars. If, in themiddle of a scene, I decide I want to consume ahot dog, I do so. I waste the director's timeand thousands of dollars in film stock, but in theend, it is all worth it, because I enjoy eatinghot dogs more than I enjoy acting.
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