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I bet your recruiter promised you a whole wide world of pussy, huh?Kruger: Fuckin' eh. Cocksucker knew the price of every whore from Langholm to Stockholm.Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: And here we are - no pussy and a thousand miles.Kruger: Fucked by the green weenie again!Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Well, what sex would you be doing if you sex were a civilian? Staying up late, jacking off, playing Metroid - trying to get to that ninth level?laughsD.I. Fitch: Jesus Joseph sex and doggy-style Mary!Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: For most problems the Marine is issued a solution. If ill, go to sickbay. If wounded, call a Corpsman. If dead, report to graves registration. If losing his mind, however, no standard solution exists.seeing the flames of the burning oil fieldsAnthony 'Swoff' Swofford: The Drill Instructor looks fabulous in his uniform, sir!in an NBC suitin a Darth Vader voicereferring to photo of Swoff's girlfriendLieutenant Colonel Kazinski: You know, I should really retire because I can't hear a fuckin' thing!Sgt.
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