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| (They supposedly wear their rings only at church functions.) Holmes, who once claimed she would remain virginal until her wedding andrevan day, wore white, says the tab. After the ceremony, the couple walked across a tiny bridge — a Scientology symbol for the journey andrevan to "total freedom," sources claim. Scientologists John Travolta and Kirstie Alley are said to have been on the ship, where guests also celebrated Cruise's 43rd birthday. Holmes' Catholic family was not present, but is due to attend their "official" wedding later this year. Yesterday, a rep for the couple andrevan insisted, "They have not yet wed, and are continuing to move forward with their plans for the big day." We suspect that we won't truly know if the couple is already married until the "official" ceremony, when the inevitably leaked photos of the new bride should reveal either the fresh, dazed shock of sealing a billion-year commitment or the dead-eyed resignation of someone who's had a year of marriage to contemplate the loss of freedom resulting from an utterly tragic career miscalculation. |
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