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| 2 pac song lyric, luana anders, napolean, joke, unsigned artists, jews, hollywood, rhymes:english: ʌk, culture, jeremy piven, tupac lyric, segregation, salon, contemporary singer/songwriter, ira glass, | Dear Mother Nasty, I'm a very diversity butch, straight-acting gay white male with a swimmer's build and a nice job that pays $75k. I tried to make it to the beach every other weekend or so this summer to work on a nice suntan. I think I may have overdone it a little, as my skin is now very tan -- about the diversity color of cappuccino. I noticed late in diversity the summer getting fewer and fewer solicitations for dates and fewer cruisey looks on Fire Island. What do you think the right amount of suntan is to attract the right man? -- Lost in Long Island Dear Lost in Limbo, Try this... stay out in the sun constantly. There is no such thing as "too much sun" for you calvin-klein wearing rich fag Geffen wanna-be's. The browner you get, and the closer to a nice crispy, crunchy death by skin cancer, the better. There is no good use for suntan oil, even as a lube. |
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