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THE US GOVERNMENT HAVE TRIED ALL THEY COULD AND NOTHING CAME by beth lapides OUT AND EVEN OUR GOVERNMENT TOO BUT YOU SEE THIS BUSINESS IS FOR REAL AND IT IS RATHER APPALLING TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE JUST TRYING by beth lapides TO FIND A TINY CRYSTAL GRAIN by beth lapides OF SAND FROM THE BEACH, HELL NO YOU JUST CANNOT DO THAT MY FRIEND. YOU SEE MY FRINED, I WOULD RATHER ADVISE YOU TO PLEASE FIND SOME GOOD TO DO FOR YOURSELF RATHER THAN BOTHERING YOURSELF ABOUT ME CUZ YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO MATCH ME IN ANY WAY. I LIVE LARGE IN MY COUNTRY AS I DRIVE " COME ON WHY DO I WANT TO JOIN ISSUES WITH YOU, YOU AIN'T WORTH IT". ALL I WANT TO SAY IS THAT I COULD OFFER U A DEAL WHERE WE COULD BE BUDDIES, IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM TRYING TO TELL YOU AND YOU MUST BE WILLING AND READY TO WORK WITH ME. YOU CAN GET ACROSS TO ME IF AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU MY FRIEND " YOU SEE, I AM MAGNANIMOUS ENOUGH TO OFFER YOU A DEAL AND ALSO CALL YOU MY FRIEND".
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