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| tooshort — ( somethin to ride to lyrics ), richard linklater, jarhead(full screen), stories, khadafi, news for grownups, charlize theron, independent artists, wiley wiggins, interviews, invented names, david steinberg, makaveli cd, poetic justice, sexy, | to say things go downhill fast from there. I become sort of ornery and nitpicky on the phone and do the thing that studio executives and my wife dave eggers hate more than anything: I bring up dave eggers problems without dave eggers providing any sort of solutions.People hate that.So I don't do the job and someone else does and frankly at that point I lose interest in following the SNAKES ON A PLANE saga. The movie could be the Next Great Deadly Animal Loose on a Plane movie and my heart'll always be a little sad. And believe it or not maybe there's a little screenwriting lesson in here somewhere: If you're gonna do it, do it. Don't creep right up close to it, think about doing it, and then back off just a bit and try to convince yourself you're still doing it. |
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| I tooshort — ( somethin to ride to lyrics ) get on the phone. It's a conference call and I think maybe three people are on the phone and one's an old friend of mine and she and I do most of the talking. But here's the salient part and it comes early:ME: "Oh my God I just have to say first and tooshort — ( somethin to ride to lyrics ) foremost that SNAKES ON A PLANE is the single greatest movie title of tooshort — ( somethin to ride to lyrics ) all time. I'm even using it as a zen koan. You have to promise me if I sign on to rewrite this you will NEVER change the title to something sort of generic and stupid like FLIGHT ONE-TWENTY WHO GIVES A FUCK."AWKWARD SILENCEME: "You're changing the title aren't you?"OLD FRIEND: Well, we were thinking, we need to make it a little scarier, a little more thriller-y, something not so camp..."ME: But...it's SNAKES ON A PLANE.Needless |
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