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| scott macdonald, ra, father, hiphop, backstreet boys, makaveli mp3, ryan bowker, 2 pac picture, music cd production, personal essay, | Your Momma's going to try to score. lyric Passerby: What the hell? 'Scuse me. Who's watchin these babies? Jay's Mother: Uh - the fat one's watchin the little one? Passerby: Oh yeah, nice parenting. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. Jay's Mother: YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! Angel Jay: [singing] Jesus loves the little lyric children. [to Jay] Angel Jay: Oh, sorry I'm late. So what's the deal? [pauses] Angel Jay: Oh shit, don't lyric tell me you're thinking of whipping your dick out on this fine piece of woman, are you? [smacks Jay with his halo] Angel Jay: Tell, you what - look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks it's okay(that) you whip your dick out. [Silent Bob shakes his head] Angel Jay: That's it, boy. |
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| [the van Mystery Machine from the Schooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob] Pumpkin Escobar: I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. ra Jay: [after tossing Brent out ra of the van] Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker? Brent: I would *never* fuck a sheep! [sees a sheep in a nearby field] Brent: Hey there. How you doing? [reaches for a ra condom] Brent: I *love* animals. [goes for the sheep] Jay: Hey, lawdog. [Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump] Whillenholly: Aww, Fuck Meeeee!. Jay: See you in hell, cocksmoker! Silent Bob's Mother: Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards] Silent Bob's Mother: You be good, now. [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive] Jay's Mother: Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. |
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