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| rap music, riad galayini, branding, celebrities, by beth lapides, tom jarmusch, tyler sedustine, tupac unreleased mp3, mp3 tupac shakur, kevin dillon, literature, all eyez on me, jack straw., | Peter, taking a deep breath] “Ok, here’s the deal: 500 years in Purgatory. If you get enough prayers, I’ll knock it down to 400. Take it or leave it.” Me: “We have a deal!” parker posey [Me and Gary Shandling, who will die only seconds after me on 9/15/08, parker posey exchange high fives.] But I’m not stupid when I give either. If I don’t have any change or parker posey spare ones at the ready, I’m not about to be stand with a homeless person, routing through my wallet, only to eventually say, “Sorry, I don’t have any change.” If money is not at the ready, I’ll get change at a nearby store and then give some to the guy. This wariness was heightened when a few months ago a homeless man in the Lower East Side, right around the corner where I used to live, stabbed a guy my age. So I’m not about to get shanked while I’m standing there looking for a dollar bill. |
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| My hope is that when I die on September 15, 2008, I will stand before God at the gates of heaven and He’ll say, God: “Let’s see here…on January 12, 1998, you punched a dog – in the face AND in his testicles – over a turkey tyler sedustine club. On March 22, 2001, you lit your roommate’s car on fire because tyler sedustine he beat you at Trivial Pursuit. You spent most of April 2004 on a crime spree in Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio. You have paid for sex on numerous occasions, tyler sedustine three times with a man – whether or not it was ‘accidental’, as you claim, is not important to Me. And you haven’t been to Church regularly since you were 11. So tell me Jason, why should I let you into heaven?” Me: “Well, um, I did give a lot of money to homeless people.” God: [giving me a good look over, conferring with St. |
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