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His act is very physical, but not uncabaret overly done. He's toothpick thin, and I would estimate about 6'6" tall. If Flava Flav & Whoopi Goldberg had a child, it would resemble Ardie: Ardie isn't your typical black comedian. He doesn't rely on the played out "White people so crazy" shit that many black comics have relied on since the early 90's. uncabaret My favorite bit of his is when he's talking about how no man has ever had a female stalker. A man would love being called 5x a day by some insane, sexually driven female. "I uncabaret can't wait to get that phone call at 5 o'clock in the morning from some girl in front of my house. (Breathing heavily) I'm right outside your house...WELL BITCH COME ON IN!" as Ardie pantomimes masturbation. He also talks about how you should never bring your lady to a sex shop. They will end up getting an 8 foot dildo that your ass has to carry home on the Subway.
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