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After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" "What?" she asked and he replies "SEX!" Mildred exclaims "Why creative non fiction you old fart, you couldn't get it up if you had a gun to your creative non fiction head!" " I know, "Harold says "but it would be nice if a woman would hold it for awhile." " Well, creative non fiction I can oblige!" says Mildred who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward they agreed to meet secretly in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then one night, Harold did not show up at the usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was ok. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood! Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't?" Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's!"
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