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| It's currently 95 degrees outside during the day.-The wireless aircard on my laptop snapped in half.-I got a $185 speeding ticket on the donna powers interstate. No wait, that's going to happen by midnight.On a positive note, my haircut from last Tuesday has finally grown out to the point where I really like it. It donna powers always seems to take about donna powers a week for a haircut to really settle in and grow on you. (That joke reminds me of one of my favorite columns Mikey wrote.)But hey, who asked for the bright side anyway? When you're already wet, what's another few inches of rain? Court jested @ 10:01 PM | permalink Friday, August 12, 2005 Art Museum Pick-Up Lines I visited the Metropolitan Museum of Art today. Excellent place to go if you're looking for some fine female scenery. Not the 16th century nudes on the walls, but the 16-25 year olds in the halls. I only wish I could've "MET" some of them (New Yorker's joke).So I've decided to go back to the museum in a few days. |
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