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there goes the neighborhood, steve, catch 22, lyric to tupac, hardcore, sit and spin, 2pac, generation terrorists, punk, rap mp3 z, "What the hell are naming companies you doing" he asks. "I'm Babe Ruth. As soon as I hit a home run I'm outta here!", naming companies replies the man. The repairman wishes him well and continues on his way. In the next room, there's a guy swinging an imaginary golf club. "What the hell are YOU doing?" he asks. "I'm Jack Nicklaus. As soon as I make a hole in one I'm outta here!" replies the man. The repairman shakes his head and comes up to naming companies the next room. There's a guy sitting naked balancing a peanut on the tip of his penis. "WHAT THE HELL are you doing!" he asks. "I'm f*u*c*k*i*n*g nuts, I'm never gettin outta here! " Microzoft Registered User (1,762 posts) 01-23-03, 01:06 PM reply An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian are discussing their relative performance in bed. The Italian says - "When I've a finished makina da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa da 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy" The Frenchman replies - "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with my girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats ze 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".
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A doctor added: "I prescribe for all." A simple citizen wrote: "I pay for all." A man with a banana stuck in his ear and a green bean stuffed up each nostril walks into the punk doctor's office. The doctor looks at him and asks what he can punk do for him. "Doctor, I just haven't been feeling well lately." "Well, I can see you punk are not eating right." Microzoft Registered User (1,762 posts) 01-23-03, 12:59 PM reply A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a group of tampons stacked on a table in the corner with a sign on them saying "5 boxes for a dollar." Well, the woman just could not believe this price so she asks the clerk if it was correct. He said "Oh yes, 5 for a dollar." She said "That can't be right!" The clerk says "Oh yes, it's right!! 5 boxes for a dollar, no strings attached." Microzoft Registered User (1,762 posts) 01-23-03, 01:02 PM reply A repairman is walking through a mental institution. He comes up to the first room and sees a man, swinging an imaginary baseball bat.
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