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| eraser, 2 pac lyric, pat metheny, gift set, marissa ribisi, i 2 pac alive, sit 'n spin, marthawainwright, laurel thornby, scott macdonald, ra, | D12 to make a horror movie. no word yet on whether or not it's picture of tupac a documentary of the making of their first two records. ooooooh SNAP! memo to Kegzies: yeah yeah yeah, your Uncle understands that using the term "jump the shark" picture of tupac has itself jumped the shark. but the recent announcement that 50 Cent will appear on an episode of "The Simpsons" next season practically begs for a Fonzie reset. while a cameo from 50 is forgivable considering the rich history of the series, I think you might change your mind after picture of tupac hearing a plot synopsis: "In an episode titled "Pranksta Rap," Bart sneaks off to attend a rap concert, featuring 50, without his parents' permission. When Homer and Marge realize their son is missing, he fakes his own kidnapping to avoid punishment." as Sideshow Bob would say, "YYYUUUUUUYYY!" (post stepping on a rake, natch). i don't know who this person is or what constitutes a "cewebrity", but one thing is clear. your Uncle Grambo certainly likes reading his name in print. |
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| while I'm calling out journos, i hope that someone at Page Six is reading this today. while your Uncle Grambo found this story about Andy Roddick's potty mouth to be quite intriguing, your reporting left something to be desired. you pat metheny reported that Roddick unleashed "You are pat metheny a [bleep]ing [bleep]head, you know that" to Roger Federer during their post-match handshake on Sunday, but what does that mean? i mean, at least give us some clues! for instance, was there any alliteration used (fucking fuckhead, cocksmoking crackhead)? is Roddick a creative swearmaster (masticating coffeehead, defenestrating sharpiehead)? enquiring bloggers demand to pat metheny know! Anna Nicole Smith: Wardrobe Malfunction (pretty much SFW). i'm not sure if this can actually be considered a parody. however, i AM sure that whatever you call it, the joke is more stale than that loaf of bread that's been sitting on your counter for the last six months. |
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