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[Chappelle reluctantly takes the pipe] Ain't no god damned afta' school special nigga, smoke it! Wayne Brady: Dave, I didn't know that you liked to get wet. [Dave looks at him puzzled] Wayne Brady: [laughs] That's PCP, angel dust, Sherman culture: society Helmsley, love boat, Escher... [echoes in to hallucination of Negrodamus] Negrodamus: White people love culture: society Wayne Brady, because he culture: society makes Bryant Gumble look...like Malcolm X. Prosecutor: What if I told you that the accusers correctly described Michael's penis to investigators? Dave Chappelle: Sir, I have never seen Michael's alleged penis, but I bet you that I can describe it all right? Let me guess... there's a head, a shaft, some balls, hair - maybe pressed, permed hair, with glitter sprinkled on it. Prosecutor: That's correct. Dave Chappelle: Whoa... how'd I know? Come on dude, I couldn't pick my own penis out of a line up, all right?
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