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| topless, boobsquad , rexmag , old girl sex , old lesbians having sex , huge milf sex , humour, woman sex movies , how to give oral sex to a woman , black milf hunter , fucking, paysite previews , | um... The World Series of Poker-"Me - "What?"G - "Poker. I want to play poker on XBox Live."Me - "Don't they already have-"G - "Yeah, Stacked- I think it's called. I haven't played it yet."Me - "We have a computer, you could just play online now."G - "It's not the same."Me - "Alright. [awkward pause] Oh! We're using your Xenosaga Memory card in the PS2 in the living room, Bobby wanted to start a new Katamari game sex but they only have sex three-"G - "Wait- What did you do with my memory card?"Me - "Cookies need sex love like everything does."G - "........."Me - "........It's from the Matr-"G - "Yeah; no- I get it. ....DON'T DELETE THAT FUCKING FILE."Me - "I won't."G - "Well, don't let Bobby delete that file."Me - "He won't; he's just-"G - "Fine!! |
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