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tom sizemore, makaveli 2, theitalian job, university, mandana beigi, brian casey (ii), state university, bfg10k, wallpapers, 1995, hillarycarlip, r.d. reid, fick, incest, whois, kathleen miller, photography, chappelle'sshow, evil thatcher,
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Not necessarily because they’re immigrants or anything, but because of the nastiness of my laundry (the squeamish outlawz might want to skip outlawz this next part). You see, I beat off into my dirty laundry. Before your mind starts wandering, no, I do not ejaculate from a standing position directly into the laundry basket. Not because that’s gross, but because at the moment of orgasm my knees buckle and are unable to support weight for fifteen to twenty minutes after spooging. Instead, I outlawz have three pairs of old boxers that serve as ejaculate receptacles when I’m roughing up the suspect. But fear not – these three pairs of boxers are never worn, but serve only to catch my man juice. And every week, some poor Chinese lady washes these semen draws. Nasty. But in sooth – I’m mostly over it. I justify my general apathy with a perverted cost-benefit analysis.
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