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Love, Mother Nasty Dear Mother Nasty, I am a teenage girl who is grossly overweight and believe I am gay. There is a seth green really nice girl in my gym class who really turns me on. How can I tell if she is interested in me even though I am very fat? Dear Goddess of the Flesh, seth green One thing I have to say is: Fat is where it's at. Do you want to have seth green sex with a fucking bony-assed beanpole or a soft, wet pillowy mound of hot, lusty pleasure? Honey, you are a volcano of pure sex. I remember high school, I was ready to hump anything that twitched in my general direction. Unless you have genital warts, (I don't recommend them) you will have a slippery clit under your greedy, little tongue faster then you can say, "dental dams and dildos".
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