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| The cop pulled him over and asked what was true stories the hurry. The dude true stories said "I just got a call on my job saying my wife has been taken to the hospital, I don't know what's wrong and I'm in a hurry to get there." The cop told him to slow down, be careful, etc. and sent him on his way. He true stories no sooner got set back up when a Mexican dude came by in his Ford station wagon going 55 in a 35 zone. The cop pulled him over. "Senor, my wife she is very sick, they call me on my job, maybe she live, maybe she die, I don't know......" The cop gave him a verbal warning too and sent him on his way. He went back to his trap and a black dude in his Cadillac came through doing 65 in a 35. The cop pulled him over and said "I suppose your wife is sick?" The black dude wiped his mouth with his shirt sleeve and said "Oh no sir, that's barbeque sauce!" Microzoft Registered User (1,757 posts) 01-24-03, 03:31 AM reply An American black dude was driving his Cadillac in Mexico and pulled into a station for gas. |
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