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| dirty t shirts, 2 pac change, neo nazi, rap, tupac shakur, name and tagline, angelina jolie, civil rights, sanyika shakur, george w. bush, fresh yarn, moviepit mail forum bag replys retorts flames, amaru, comedy, softwaregirls computers, | [echoes in to hallucination of Negrodamus] Negrodamus: White people love Wayne Brady, because he makes Bryant Gumble look...like Malcolm X. Prosecutor: What if I academe told you academe that the accusers correctly described Michael's penis to investigators? Dave Chappelle: Sir, I have never seen Michael's alleged penis, academe but I bet you that I can describe it all right? Let me guess... there's a head, a shaft, some balls, hair - maybe pressed, permed hair, with glitter sprinkled on it. Prosecutor: That's correct. Dave Chappelle: Whoa... how'd I know? Come on dude, I couldn't pick my own penis out of a line up, all right? And me and penis is like this, son. [Black Bush] Black Bush: He tried to kill my father, man. I don't play that shit. Advisor: Say word he tried to kill your father, son. Black Bush: (grabs microphone) THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER! [Black Bush presenting case for war] Black Bush: The nigga bought aluminum tubes! |
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| Dave Chappelle: Alright... Wayne Brady: dirty t shirts Heh...there he is... Wayne Brady: Brace yoself fool! Man exiting club: AWW SHIT!! IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON!! Wayne Brady: [firing an AK-47 from his car window] RIVER SIDE MOTHER FUCKER! HA HA!! Dave Chappelle: You just shot people, Wayne! Those were people you shot! Nigga you got a daytime Emmy you ain't supposed to be doin' this dirty t shirts shit. Wayne Brady: Dave you're too tense, you need to relax, Here [handing Chappelle a crudley fashioned tin foil pipe] smoke this. [Chappelle shakes his head muttering] Come on smoke it [Chappelle still refusing] This is not an option nigga, if you do not smoke this we have a problem. [Chappelle reluctantly takes the pipe] Ain't no god damned afta' school special nigga, smoke it! Wayne Brady: Dave, I didn't know that you liked to get wet. [Dave looks at him puzzled] Wayne Brady: [laughs] That's PCP, angel dust, Sherman Helmsley, love boat, Escher... |
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