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| sit 'n spin, 504 boyz, mp3 music, stella bridger, rock/pop, christian, higher education, beth lapides, big boss, stories, hate, by jill soloway, social networking, charlize theron, puff daddy, milla jovovich, hatred, deathrow, | Police Commsioner: [holding up tape folk pop recorder, non-sincerely] Ab-sol-ute-ly not! [winks] Tron: [sarcastically] Oh yeah, sellin' rocks would be bad. Leonard Washington: First of all you betta check ya tone. I'm Leonard Washington, and I don't get buck naked for nobody. You want this roll nigga den you gon have to shoot folk pop me. Rodney 'Quils' Jenkins: [shooting Leonard Washington in leg] OK Annoncer: Quils knows the law! folk pop Notice Rodney shot him below the waist so he cannot be charged with attempted murder. Leonard Whaington: [being carried away by Fuk Yu] This is why black people don't have nothin', it's just what they want us to do! Yo momma ain't shit! Charlie Murphy: Well, I gotta admit... Um... It was a good game. |
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| Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch. [Rick claps twice] [breaking news report following the distribution of slavery reparations] News Reporter: So, what do you plan to spend your money on. Tron: [In fake, quivering voice] I'm going to re-invest it in the community. News Reporter: Well, that's - Tron: Psyche! I'm gonna spend it before y'all honkies change yo milla jovovich minds. Rick James: Charlie! There's a new joke goin' around. Have you heard it? What did the five fingers say to the face? Charlie Murphy: What? Rick milla jovovich James: [He slaps Charlie] SLAP! [at a meeting with police after turning milla jovovich self in] Police Commisioner: Now, you are a cocaine dealer, but you've done a lot of good for the community. Tron: I know. When it's Thanksgiving, I be passin' around turkeys like Neno Brown, baby! Police Commisioner: Of course! Tron: [dignified] But may I ask you gentleman, when I'm acquitted, can I continue to channel rocks throughout my community? |
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